Letter from the Tooth Fairy

Dear _________________ :

Thank you for leaving one [1] tooth under your pillow last night.

While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case of lost or stolen children's teeth, we were unable to process your request for the following reason[s] indicated below:

[ ] the tooth could not be found

[ ] it was not a human tooth

[ ] we do not think that pieces of chicken bone are very funny

[ ] we were unable to approach the tooth due to excessive odor

[ ] the tooth has previously been redeemed for cash

[ ] the tooth did not originally belong to you

[ ] the tooth fairy does not process fingernails

[ ] your request has been forwarded to the Nerve Ending Fairy for appropriate action

[ ] you were overheard to state that you do not believe in the Tooth Fairy

[ ] you are age 12 or older at the time your request was received

[ ] the tooth is still in your mouth

[ ] the tooth was guarded by a vicious, fairy-eating dog at the time of our visit

[ ] no night light was on at the time of our visit

[ ] the snacks provided for the Tooth Fairy were not satisfactory, or were missing

[ ] we discovered evidence of unsafe tooth extraction as follows:
   [ ] string
   [ ] pliers
   [ ] gunpowder
   [ ] hammer marks
   [ ] chisel
   [ ] part of skull attached to tooth
   [ ] no dental care

[ ] Other: ______________________________________

Thank you for your request, and we look forward to serving you in the future.

Sincerely,

The Tooth Fairy

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