
Letter from the Tooth Fairy
Dear _________________ :
Thank you for leaving one [1] tooth under your pillow last night.
While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case of lost or stolen children's teeth, we were unable to process your request for the following reason[s] indicated below:
[ ] the tooth could not be found
[ ] it was not a human tooth
[ ] we do not think that pieces of chicken bone are very funny
[ ] we were unable to approach the tooth due to excessive odor
[ ] the tooth has previously been redeemed for cash
[ ] the tooth did not originally belong to you
[ ] the tooth fairy does not process fingernails
[ ] your request has been forwarded to the Nerve Ending Fairy for appropriate action
[ ] you were overheard to state that you do not believe in the Tooth Fairy
[ ] you are age 12 or older at the time your request was received
[ ] the tooth is still in your mouth
[ ] the tooth was guarded by a vicious, fairy-eating dog at the time of our visit
[ ] no night light was on at the time of our visit
[ ] the snacks provided for the Tooth Fairy were not satisfactory, or were missing
[ ] we discovered evidence of unsafe tooth extraction as follows:
[ ] string
[ ] pliers
[ ] gunpowder
[ ] hammer marks
[ ] chisel
[ ] part of skull attached to tooth
[ ] no dental care
[ ] Other: ______________________________________
Thank you for your request, and we look forward to serving you in the future.
Sincerely,
The Tooth Fairy
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